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Best Comedic Entry Sour Grapes — And If I Die... June 9, 2000 — Erm Baths — When In Doubt, Use Parsley Best Dramatic Entry Dear Paul — Funny the World The Key — Nova Notes The 'Rents — Thought Experiment Best Romantic Entry Reasons to be Cheerful — Lucidity A Letter On our Anniversary — A Moveable Feast I love Her — Nobody knows Anything Best Guest Entry Kim Speaks! — Kim for Algernon Guest Entry — YS for Inertia Point A to Point B: One Solution — Heather for Thought Experiment Best Collaborative Entry May 28 — The Clio Chronicles Then and Now — Visions and Revisions Death — Walk - Don't Walk Best Rant Irritation — My Life in 12-Point Font Virginal Jim and the Shared Needles — West of the Moon Getting in Touch With Your Inner Bitch — When Wallflowers Attack Best Account of a Public or News Event A Palabras Necias, Oidos Sordos — Headspace Four Dead In Ohio — She's Actual Size Elected Dumbassery — Words Diminish Outstanding Entry Being There — Evaporation Mr. Gallagher Says — Footnotes 29 March 1997 — Shamed (Backstory and Bullshit)